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answer is plain and simple. Just think about a guy moving to NYC from Minnesota.
Is he suddenly a New Yorker? Hell no! He is not! Having visited some of the
bars and clubs in London does not make you a Londoner either. So a guy giving
you a blowjob or a hand job does not make you gay. You know you are doing it
three times a day anyway. Guys can have fun with each other and that does not
make anyone gay. Nor does playing with a pussy make you automatically bi or straight.
I think we’re too worried about getting a label. Some people perceive labeling
others the most important thing in their sad lives. Mostly, because their lives are so incredibly dull… partly because they have never had the courage to do
anything themselves. You know, labels do wear off – eventually – but for some
that time is too long to bear. Especially in some God forsaken cities and towns
full of hillbillies and religious freaks who – apologies – cannot fathom anything
the Bible did not say.
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My
bi-sexual friend explained to me that he could fall in love with same sex or
the opposite sex and extrapolated that anyone wanting to share a life with and being
capable to love– both mentally and physically - both sexes is bi-sexual. Now if
you do not identify yourself here and you just got a blowjob from a guy you are
safe – you are still straight and in my books a viable friend candidate. Personally,
I don’t do straights for few reasons:
- Most of them have unshaven
hairy ass
- They most often do not trim
their hair – anywhere
- They are more often than not
seduced to drink beer with mates and they carry the proceedings around
their waste line (definitely not all!)
- Shoes…
- And I know, a bit GAY; but
un-manicured hands un-pedicured feet, lol. It’s not unmanly
to have yourself in condition.
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I
came across this little article on Wiki How
on: “How to identify yourself as gay?” Here is a nice step-by-step guide and
absolute joke video on
same topic
There
are so many poor straight guys who think little fun with boys will make their precious
“straightness” crumble and disappear. Not
to worry, what you’ve born with – you’ll carry to your grave. Sorry, that’s the way it is. You are fucked! J
Cheerio
J
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