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Why? I
mean that’s exactly what I asked from my straight friend. The safest company
for a straight girl (single or taken) out and about is with a gay guy. It is hard
for straight guys to understand this. Yes, it is possible that your girlfriend,
as pretty and amazing as she is, is not making any organ of my body to move
left or right except eyes, which do appreciate aesthetics. Your girlfriend can
be a fantastic company you know – as a friend. And as she is dating happily
with you, I don’t have to go to ghastly straight places to search Mr. Perfect
for her. So the gay’s best friend is happily engaged woman with a busy
boyfriend? ;)
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I
had a chat with one of my good straight male friends the other day. He had some
trouble in understanding why I would not bang her girlfriend. “Of for crying
out loud”, I said, “I am GAY!” I don’t do pussy. He looked at me
disbelievingly. “But …” he started. I had to cut him short. “You know Mark, I
am your friend. I am gay. I don’t eat pussy. I wouldn’t touch it with a stick
you know. It’s simple as that.” Mark thought for a moment and then dared a susceptible
smile. “Okay okay...” he replied with a still non-convinced look of a dog that’s
just been handed 100 meaty bones.
Why
do gay men have beautiful looking women around them?
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Well
hell, who knows. But at least there are added benefits like for example not
being taken sexually advantage of by your gay friend– ever. And of course there
are things women can do more openly with gay guys. Like talk about recent boyfriends,
marriages, relationships and all sorts of problems in general, latest things
one has shopped, and visit the champagne bar at Harvey Nick’s in-between shopping.
And you know, many gays happen to have more avant-garde taste for fashion than
straight men (this came as news, right, eh). Simply put life could be that
extra bit of more fun with great gay guys around.
If
a woman is shopping with his boyfriend there is a little chance she’ll pick up anything
worthwhile to her shopping cart. Whereas with a gay-friend she’ll find exactly
those pieces that will define her that night.
Of
course, having your girlfriend or wife coming home 4am totally wasted and
trashed in soap bubbles from the foam party may sometimes make you wonder if
the only thing she was doing out and about was dancing. Most probably she was
only dancing and having fun – innocent fun. But you know, going out with a
bunch sorority gal’s would definitely not improve your chances of getting your
girl home earlier and more innocent.
Mm,
I need to continue this thought in some later post. I think I am onto something…
not quite sure what though – yet.
Cheerio! :)
13th Wire from FuckingFactory over
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