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I run out to have my breakfast this morning. My friend said
she’s going to join me a bit later. Morning was absolutely beautiful. No cloud
in the sky – ocean breeze gently padding my shoulders. I ordered my usual
breakfast menu: Omelet with spring onion, onion, little cubes of tomato’s and
sweet red peppers, 4 fried eggs, nicely cut pineapple, papaya, guava and
watermelon pieces and a cup of coffee. Gosh I love breakfasts - especially with an unobstructed sea-view!
Suddenly I remembered last time I was travelling. I was missing my friend at a breakfast
table. I gave her a buzz but she didn’t reply. And then, there she was, walking
towards my table – face all red.
“You never going believe this, I am so embarrassed,” she
started. “Oh my God I am sooo embarrassed!”
“What? What happened?”
“Well you see when you left I went to the toilet and you
know I had a poo and…”
I cut her short. “You went to a poo and you are telling me
this???” I waved my hand dismissively and burst “I am not interested!”
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My friend who is small and petite looked so fragile. She looked so dreadfully lost I had to give her the benefit
of a doubt and let her continue with her ‘poo story’…
“You see the poo was so big it did not go down the drain
when I flushed it so I flushed again. And the water started pouring out of the toilet…
I opened the front door and went looking for a cleaning lady.
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I found one doing
the room next door.” She took a deep breath and then continued. “You see I
tried to explain her what had happened, but that poor girl didn’t understand a
word in English so I tried to describe with my hands a big poo. I showed an arm’s
length of poo and showed as if floor was a toilet and big poo there and water flooding
everywhere. She still didn’t understand a thing so I motioned her to follow me
to my room.”
My friend waved her hand in demonstration of how it had happened.
It looked a bit queer but I nodded and let her continue.
“So, we went to my room and I opened the door to the
bathroom. I opened the toilet seat cover and pointed at my huge big poo. By then
of course the water level had gone down and the only thing the poor girl could
see was, it really was, a giant twirl of a poo covering half of the toilet. I
motioned the girl to come closer as I was about to flush the toilet again. I
flushed the toilet and pointed my finger on top of the flushing water. Look,
look,” I said.
“That little girl looked so puzzled and incredulous, she
obviously didn’t understand what I was about to demonstrate.” My friend took a
deep breath and looked directly at me. “You know what happened next?”
“No idea. But I am sure you’ll undoubtedly tell me,” I said.
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I looked at my friend and burst into tears, I was laughing
so much I couldn’t stop. “OMG, indeed, ha-ha, you VERY VERY BAD GIRL!” J
Gosh I am happy I had done my breakfast already! J
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