Thank God it’s not such a taboo anymore! When I was a kid “sex”-word made people blush!
Sex is like a sandwhich – its snack. It’s that juicy beef burger with Monterey Jack and double Bacon. Yes vegetarians world of gay sex is a world of meat. Spiced up beef with all those little extra’s.
You know this question: “How many times you’ve been with a man before?” What a dork question is that. You are laying in bed with a nice guy after great sex. You feel that guy’s sweet clean sweat and you lick it from his chest. And he burbs “How many times you’ve been with a man before?” Does he mean to ask how the fuck I was so good in bed? Or maybe to assure himself that he was very special? Or does he think just having cum that he wants to marry me but wants to do some background checks first?
Honestly, who gives a fuck.
Principly, if one intends to pay a compliment, it is much easier to just say that. Like; you were fucking amazing! That’s enough. And pretty much makes both quite happy. If one want’s to comfort him or herself about uniqueness of oneself then the first thing to do is to select the One You wanted to have sex with in the first place. If you are laying in bed with him after sex doesn’t that make you quite special already – yeah it does! And finally, if you want to date someone – save that conversation for, say, after your 3rd fuck. 3rd fuck usually either still feels amazing – or does not. And if it does not, you don’t have to put your self needlessly into that awkward situation where you have to explain changed situation with some moronic codswallop. Yeah, just keep it quiet and smile. Girls do that too. Learn from the ladies.
Sex should be fun. I mean it isn’t the sacred cow you slaughter once a year for giving the pigs that one holiday they cannot even appreciate.
First wire from FuckingFactory over.
(Random pic from Google)
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