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Wednesday, June 27, 2012

Sex – and where to get it?


Sex – and how to get it?
(Random pic from Google)


One of the most easiest things there is to get sex. You know, having sex in gayworld is like having a  snack. BK, McDonalds, KFC, Subway ... every bloody corner there is a sandwich waiting just to be grabbed! :)

Statistically speaking men masturbate 2-3 times daily. So, why not doing it together – so much more fun. If you can share the pleasure why wouldn’t you.

There are of course those moralists who claim to know for what human beings were created for. To live a life of a monk and look like constipated bitch. No, sorry sweeties, that is not for what we were created for - at least me. Nor were we created to fulfill an eternal procreation mission of some pompous churches which wish us to believe in the glory of having tons more of us. I mean come on! This earth is already full. Full of bastards and imbessils and of course those nice cuties, those gorgeous guys we want to fuck (but not to bear bastards with).

20% of men have enough food, water and conditions worth to be born into - if we’d only had that chance to decide for ourselves before we were conceived – would we have decided to come out? Search me! I didn’t got a chance to decide. Thank God I guess!

Right, coming back to the topic. Want to have sex?

This question can be somewhat problematic. The answer depends highly on where you happen to be - and whoops, on your preferences! The best places to have sex in the world of men are probably in the countries where it is legal doh! In no preferential order those countries, which are famous for great looking guys.  My Top 10 list: In Europe nicest places are Spain, France, UK, Germany, Denmark, Chezc Republic, Holland and Italy. …. In Civilized non-religious states in the US – well why not!, and in All Middle Eastern countries should be quite easy as there is a tendency amongst men to fuck each other before they get fucked up in a marriage.

So, it is commonly known fact that getting it is easy. I could continue for ages but I think easiest thing to do is just to download Grindr application to your phone and open it where ever you are and GRIND! Okay, I am not into Grindr. Or any internet powered sex-searching-services. Why? ‘Cause I want that excitement. That feeling when you are not sure and you flirt with hot guys without knowing whether they respond to your flirts

Tomorrow – Few great examples from last night J


Second wire from FuckingFactory over. 

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