Dick sizes...

Now about dick sizes… This relatively standard practice is known to many. Most people either honestly think that they penis is bigger than it is or they measure the length of their dick starting from their anus. That gives guys that extra 2-5 inches…depending of course how fat ass they have.  

1. Good baloney on “size doesn’t matter” –subject

2. Some very informative albeit a bit anal facts about penis size at Wikipedia

3. You may also find one of the most useless penis size measurement cards HERE.

4. And if you are in Europe this might help. A map of average dick sizes in few European countries: http://www.buzzfeed.com/keenan/european-map-of-penis-size

5. And then the one and only yours truly measurement card that even your mom understands. The correlation of the shoe size to your cock size: http://www.i18nguy.com/l10n/shoes-anatomy.html

6. And simply put:

·         S (01-14 x 3-4)

·         M (15-17 X 4-5)

·         L (18-20 X 5-6.5)

·         XL (21 - 23 X 6.5-9)

·         XXL (24-30 X 10-13)

Some people claim that the size and shape does not matter. I do beg to disagree. Maybe these people haven’t seen the “available menu selection” or they just comfort themselves in that make believe.

It is actually very hard to find that right length, width, shape and color of a dick which perfectly fits both your fist, mouth and rear end. And no I am not kidding. Let’s take an example of these three examples:

Fist

When you take guys cock in your hand your hand should feel like it is holding “something”. You know when you do your shoe laces. That is exactly what you prefer not to experience. The cock needs to feel nice, warm, firm and “up-for-the-task”. It is not rocket science – but admittedly a very subjective topic. It is as much about your fist size as the guy’s cock size.

Mouth

When you are placing it gently to your mouth you would like to be able to stuff it in without mouth prop. There is a general perception that the bigger the better, but try pluck at it from its holders groins and stuff it in if it happens to be the size of a log wood. Won’t work! Hat size is also important. Once you stuff the football in there is little else you can perform with your tongue. Also the width is important. Unless you are a deep throat, stuffing guys cock all the way through to your stomach doesn’t exactly feel great – although it might weirdly give kicks for the guy being sucked. See again, subjective issue, depends a lot of the size of your mouth and your ability and willingness to deep throat lol.   

Rear

Well, there are people who take pleasure in stuffing all sorts of objects of different sized up their ass. However, if you are not into that and you are “somewhat normal”, the size will only be an issue if it is either too small or too big.  When it settles in between and the guy you are with is able to use it you’ll be fine.

Few problems about skimpy cocks: As with me, having a moderately good sized buttocks is generally perceived as erotic. However, anyone with a needle sized dick would not have any chance in getting even close to where they ought to target. And if it’s too big to handle? Well, if you were having an enormous cock up your ass, you would not expect to tickle the tip of it in your throat right?

Right… well, that’s enough about penis sizes – for now J

Cheerio! J

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