Now
about dick sizes… This relatively standard practice is known to many. Most
people either honestly think that they penis is bigger than it is or they
measure the length of their dick starting from their anus. That gives guys that
extra 2-5 inches…depending of course how fat ass they have.
- Good baloney on “size doesn’t matter” –subject
- Some very informative albeit a bit anal facts about penis size at Wikipedia
- You may also find one of the most useless penis size measurement cards HERE.
- And if you are in Europe
this might help. A map of average dick sizes in few European countries: http://www.buzzfeed.com/keenan/european-map-of-penis-size
- And then the one and only
yours truly measurement card that even your mom understands. The
correlation of the shoe size to your cock size: http://www.i18nguy.com/l10n/shoes-anatomy.html
- And simply put:
·
S (01-14 x 3-4)
·
M (15-17 X 4-5)
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L (18-20 X 5-6.5)
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XL (21 - 23 X 6.5-9)
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XXL (24-30 X 10-13)
Some
people claim that the size and shape does not matter. I do beg to disagree. Maybe
these people haven’t seen the “available menu selection” or they just comfort
themselves in that make believe.
It
is actually very hard to find that right length, width, shape and color of a dick
which perfectly fits both your fist, mouth and rear end. And no I am not
kidding. Let’s take an example of these three examples:
Fist
When
you take guys cock in your hand your hand should feel like it is holding “something”.
You know when you do your shoe laces. That is exactly what you prefer not to
experience. The cock needs to feel nice, warm, firm and “up-for-the-task”. It
is not rocket science – but admittedly a very subjective topic. It is as much
about your fist size as the guy’s cock size.
Mouth
When
you are placing it gently to your mouth you would like to be able to stuff it
in without mouth prop. There is a general perception that the bigger the
better, but try pluck at it from its holders groins and stuff it in if it
happens to be the size of a log wood. Won’t work! Hat size is also important.
Once you stuff the football in there is little else you can perform with your
tongue. Also the width is important. Unless you are a deep throat, stuffing
guys cock all the way through to your stomach doesn’t exactly feel great –
although it might weirdly give kicks for the guy being sucked. See again,
subjective issue, depends a lot of the size of your mouth and your ability and
willingness to deep throat lol.
Rear
Well,
there are people who take pleasure in stuffing all sorts of objects of
different sized up their ass. However, if you are not into that and you are “somewhat
normal”, the size will only be an issue if it is either too small or too big. When it settles in between and the guy you
are with is able to use it you’ll be fine.
Few
problems about skimpy cocks: As with me, having a moderately good sized buttocks
is generally perceived as erotic. However, anyone with a needle sized dick
would not have any chance in getting even close to where they ought to target. And
if it’s too big to handle? Well, if you were having an enormous cock up your
ass, you would not expect to tickle the tip of it in your throat right?
Right…
well, that’s enough about penis sizes – for now J
Cheerio!
J
11th wire from FuckingFactory over
some men have a fully justified inferiority complex
ReplyDeleteI know, and I am truly sorry for them. But there is nothing I can do to help them I am afraid ;(
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