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Monday, July 9, 2012

My friend is gay – has he fancied me all this time we have known?


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When I came out at around the age of 16 or so some of my straight guy friends asked whether I had eyed them in the shower rooms after gymnastic classes in high school. Morons!

I mean I know these types of questions do pop up out of one’s head in the times of crises – yes, severe traumatic experiences do also count. But it was supposed to be my traumatic experience when I needed support and not the other way around… I had to be blunt and answer that his dick was so small it didn’t deserve my attention then or now. It was the last time that topic was brought up with that particular old friend of mine.

Gay porn industry is full of sexual fantasies of +65 year olds. You know the ones that consume most of the porn in the world. Whether it’s the “gym locker rooms fuck fest”, “dorm boys getting wild”, or “Young James having doctor’s appointment with a big black guy with a huge dick”…it all about fucking anything that moves. So, like is it any wonder your straight friends think gay guys would fuck anything that happens to pass by – or want to get fucked up the ass by anything or anyone around. Especially by them! Oh Lord!


Do straight have looser morale than gays do? It is really hard to say. Statistically speaking it would be quite difficult to prove the statement right or wrong. But do gay people have more sex than straight? Well taking the marginal extremes from both sides I would say no. Take the median from both and I would say the gay side wins 6-0. However if you count in all the closet-gays who are “unhappily married” it might bend the balance closer to a tie. Then again… yeah difficult to say.

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My “happy” gay friend (LOL) woke up one morning from his sister’s couch having his sister’s husbands hand on his dick. “Uups, sorry” he said and the discussion was over. It was a subject that was never mentioned afterwards. “Weird” my friend said, “I couldn’t tell my sister because she would have either been devastated or she wouldn’t have believed me”. Not telling her was just as bad though as he confessed to me later. Now of course this is an isolated instance but you sort of hear similar stories from here and there. It’s always these closet-gay pervs who swivel either their hands or cocks where they’re not supposed to be.
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I have to say I’ve been terribly “unlucky”. No straight man has ever tried to hit on me. Why? Is there a warning sign on my forehead? Am I too straight acting? (No – it would definitely not be that) Too obvious – so that any closer ties would make their girlfriends wonder (No, I don’t think their girlfriends would mind actually). How about I am too sexy? (lol, not a chance) Meditate on this I will (as Master Yoda put it).

Cheerio! J

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