Ten thousand and one night’s worth of fucks

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I woke up this morning and I felt just awful. You know when you are in a dreadful need – and there’s no-one around…

Did you know that if you’d had a fuck every night starting from when you are 16 -years old you would only need to reach the age of 38 to join the “ten thousand and one night’s fuck-club”! Of course you could leapfrog by having few more fuck’s a day - 10 guys gang-bangs do count!

When you think how many cock’s you’ve seen in your life it makes you wonder. Does one remember more vividly the great ones or the funny ones?

 I think one of the funniest was 2cm short and curved down version of a man’s penis. Yes, I needed magnifying glass to observe this. For his benefit he was a bottom. You know, a guy who prefers to be fucked instead of fucking someone. A guy who fucks is a top. Lol, can’t but to laugh! He had a very nice ass I must admit!

Largest I’ve ever seen was no lesser size than a fire brigades hose. I just had to laugh. What the F**ck is THAT?? The guy looked down at his 30cm long cock and blushed and smiled innocently; “I am very gentle,” he said. “I am sure,” I replied “… but the only place you can stuff in that hose is a tree hole I’m going to make for you into that old oak,” and I pointed my index finger to the largest Oak three couple of meters away. “I am going to carve you a nice little hole right down there under the first protruding branch. And you can fuck it all day long under the canopy.” He smiled at me and we both laughed. And no, we didn’t fuck.

Yeah, well, and of course lots of different cocks will fall in the middle ground.

There is a word in the gay world called as “size queen”. Essentially it is a word-pair describing guys who only like big dicks. They want to stuff something big up their ass and I’ve heard it feels great. Phew! One of my best friends is a “size queen”. He looks cute but when I think of him in an awkward position a log of wood stuffed into his anus it makes me always smile – lol, you’ve got to love this wonderful world!

Right now I am eying this guy sitting opposite to me in a café where I am writing this wire. He looks way too cute to be straight. He’s mine!

Cheerio! J

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Eight wire from FuckingFactory over.