Why do we have fuck buddies?

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All of my female friends have fuck buddies. Most of my male friends have them too. It’s like wearing right shoes. You feel comfortable knowing that if you are in a sudden need there is always help around.

What is a fuck buddy?

All the benefits of being in a relationship minus the bullshit like not doing enough for Valentine's Day or his birthday, not spending 3 months’ salary on a stupid ring, and not spending enough quality time with him

You know the difference between tailor made and ready to wear?

When you see what’s available at a glance and you can pick it up in your basket get it wrapped and its ready you have accomplished a task. Job well done! But, with tailor services you have to make all these difficult choices: types of fabrics you need, colors and patterns for each, style, buttons, length, width, number of pieces … following with difficult choices on belts, cufflinks, stickpin, shoes, hat …. OMG!

Having a fuck buddy is like walking into a store getting what attracts you, right there and then – no complications and much more economical. Better yet, you do not have to think your purchase is “a long-term investment”! I mean come on, it only takes less than an hour per session, so one honestly shouldn’t trouble so much for a fuck – nor for a suit which you most probably wear to weddings and funerals (yeah, actually selecting a dark grey suit is good for both so that shouldn’t be that difficult even for straights…J)

So what is it that attracts us in having fuck buddies?

It is plain and simple. Convenience!

What prevents us from having fuck buddies?

Nothing. Although, some who claim to have “moral standards” argue that it isn’t proper. Usually these old biddies and farts haven’t had sex for decades. They are suffering from constipation and would gladly share the symptoms and side effects with you. The good news is that they do not have to know. And better yet, you shouldn’t give a fuck what they think. 21^st century is ours, not theirs.

I walked down the street this morning in a rain. It rained so heavily I could not see 10 meters forward. But, I could see a lamp post and underneath it a nice guys holding hands. I had to stop and ask whether it was a good place to hold out for the rain to stop. They smiled. “Perfect, we just met and having a blast”. I volunteered to join and after the rain broke we had a blast together.

No fuck buddies today, but the rain did its magic and stopped three strangers, all of us strangers to each other, under a trivial lamp post. The end of the rain, our very own daybreak, brought us all some much needed excitement. Gosh I love to be gay!

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Sixth wire from FuckingFactory over.